May 2013
I AM STILL HI
May 19th
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What if you went to scratch your balls and you reached your hand into your pants and your hand was actually where your balls should be and it scratched the balls that now are replacing where you hand should be what
May 19th
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so can you show me your butt or what
May 19th
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SO MANY SHOWS COMING UP MY BODY CAN’T HANDLE IT ALL
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Anonymous asked: you just go for it. She'll be flattered no matter how you put it.
May 19th
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how do I tell a gurl she’s cute
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Right now I am wearing those pants that zip off at the knee into shorts. Why?
May 18th
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I really just want to look at your butts, no shame
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Someone force marnimal to reply to me ugh
May 18th
Someone tell marnimal to reply to me ugh
May 18th
May 18th
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I hate when people respond and then don’t for like 8 hours and you’re just like dude I’m so over you now I don’t care in the slightest about what you are saying.
May 18th
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May 18th
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I am so stoked for Riot Fest I hope I fall in love...
May 18th
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Having a laptop makes irritates me because I never know if I want to use a mouse or the mousepad
May 18th
I wish someone would fly here to love me that’d be cool but everyone is a pussy except Jack and Tyler who are both coming in June but everyone else is a pussy
May 18th
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If I met the right person I would travel to any part of the country just to be with them no questions asked ugh I’m so stupid
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Anonymous asked: Cause babe I know that dick is big
May 18th
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New Song
Take a look at what you’ve given up problematic trials of true love Burnt down bridges leading us home Said take my hand but you won’t Wading through this water alone Finding footholds in all the undertows The currents taking me down into the cold darkened places that few have come to know Lifeless eyes of people I never knew Snagged on rocks with skin that has turned blue...
May 18th
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May 18th
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I’M FUCKING LISTENING TO MUSIC DON’T COME IN AND TURN THE FUCKING TV ON YOU PIECE OF SHIT
May 18th
May 18th
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IF YOU’RE NOT TO OPEN IT THEN DON’T FUCKING OPEN IT YOU STUPID STUPID BITCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH
May 18th
What if you went out on a hike into the wilderness and you discovered a species that was completely identical to you and they were just all in the trees and in the dirt and you didn’t know whether you were human or animal or if they were animals or humans
May 18th
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I wasn’t born, I was hatched.
May 18th
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May 17th
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Wish I could take a finger off and attach it to the back of my dogs neck so it could scratch her behind the ear because she deserves that.
May 17th
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Scarf or die.
May 17th
Wore a scarf to work and everyone I work with gave me shit about it till a pretty damn attractive customer who I talked to for maybe 2 mins about literally nothing gave me her number in front of everyone. Now they have respect for the scarf. Serves them right.  She’s 24. I’m 19. LOL.
May 17th
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May 17th
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I want an action figure of myself so I can mortally wound the thing whenever I get mad at myself 
May 17th
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Anonymous asked: Omg you are the cutest boy on tumblr
May 17th
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May 17th
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Nothing can replace what I’ve lost
May 17th
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May 17th
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