I AM STILL HI
What if you went to scratch your balls and you reached your hand into your pants and your hand was actually where your balls should be and it scratched the balls that now are replacing where you hand should be what
so can you show me your butt or what
SO MANY SHOWS COMING UP MY BODY CAN’T HANDLE IT ALL
Anonymous asked: you just go for it. She'll be flattered no matter how you put it.
how do I tell a gurl she’s cute
Right now I am wearing those pants that zip off at the knee into shorts. Why?
I really just want to look at your butts, no shame
Someone force marnimal to reply to me ugh
Someone tell marnimal to reply to me ugh
I hate when people respond and then don’t for like 8 hours and you’re just like dude I’m so over you now I don’t care in the slightest about what you are saying.
I am so stoked for Riot Fest I hope I fall in love...
Having a laptop makes irritates me because I never know if I want to use a mouse or the mousepad
I wish someone would fly here to love me that’d be cool but everyone is a pussy except Jack and Tyler who are both coming in June but everyone else is a pussy
If I met the right person I would travel to any part of the country just to be with them no questions asked ugh I’m so stupid
Anonymous asked: Cause babe I know that dick is big
Take a look at what you’ve given up problematic trials of true love Burnt down bridges leading us home Said take my hand but you won’t Wading through this water alone Finding footholds in all the undertows The currents taking me down into the cold darkened places that few have come to know Lifeless eyes of people I never knew Snagged on rocks with skin that has turned blue...
I’M FUCKING LISTENING TO MUSIC DON’T COME IN AND TURN THE FUCKING TV ON YOU PIECE OF SHIT
IF YOU’RE NOT TO OPEN IT THEN DON’T FUCKING OPEN IT YOU STUPID STUPID BITCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH
What if you went out on a hike into the wilderness and you discovered a species that was completely identical to you and they were just all in the trees and in the dirt and you didn’t know whether you were human or animal or if they were animals or humans
I wasn’t born, I was hatched.
Wish I could take a finger off and attach it to the back of my dogs neck so it could scratch her behind the ear because she deserves that.
Scarf or die.
Wore a scarf to work and everyone I work with gave me shit about it till a pretty damn attractive customer who I talked to for maybe 2 mins about literally nothing gave me her number in front of everyone. Now they have respect for the scarf. Serves them right. She’s 24. I’m 19. LOL.
I want an action figure of myself so I can mortally wound the thing whenever I get mad at myself
Anonymous asked: Omg you are the cutest boy on tumblr
Nothing can replace what I’ve lost